i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and
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space vegetable
An almost always sunny blog where anything is possible,
Enjoy.
“A Collection: Exotic Fruit”, acrylic gouache on paper
A Collection is a year-long series of small gridded paintings updated bimonthly. If you’d like to see the progress so far, take a look.
“3113 AD - Remnants of a species felled by their own hearts (this was incomprehensible to the robots of 3113 AD)”
(pen & watercolor, 2.5” x 3.25”)
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.
it’s a parabox.
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i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
